Books Every Meal Lucy Snowe Almost Eats In Villette by Mallory Ortberg · May 17, 2016 Vinegar-and-sugar potatoes is definitely a new one!
Books Every Meal In Jane Eyre, Ranked In Order Of Severity by Mallory Ortberg · March 23, 2016 I EAT INDEPENDENCE I DRINK SELF-RELIANCE I PISS NOT-NEEDING YOU
Books Every Meal In Wuthering Heights Ranked In Order Of Sadness by Mallory Ortberg · March 22, 2016 Obviously they are all sad.
Books Classic Short Stories, Summarized By Someone Who Has Never Read Them by Mallory Ortberg · March 17, 2016 SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.
Movies A Few Thoughts on The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug by Nicole Cliffe · December 19, 2013 Nicole shares her (spoiler-y) impressions of the second installment of "The Hobbit."