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Letters From George McClellan: A Dramatic Reading

by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016
We were going to attack the Confederates yesterday, but I thought I saw a bug, and decided against it.
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Letters Home From General George McClellan

by Mallory Ortberg · September 29, 2015
These are more similar to their source documents than you might think.
Books

Yellin’ About McClellan: Every Line About General George McClellan In Team Of Rivals That Made Me Say “UUUUUGH” Out Loud While Alone In My Car

by Mallory Ortberg · March 24, 2014
Oh God, I hate Civil War General George McClellan so much.

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  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

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