History Letters From George McClellan: A Dramatic Reading by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016 We were going to attack the Confederates yesterday, but I thought I saw a bug, and decided against it.
Music “Freaky Ghost Bed” by Jaya Saxena · February 11, 2016 I just genuinely think if you haven't seen "Bustin" it's time you saw it.
History Ayn Rand Once Cursed A Guy’s Dick So Bad He Moved Across The Country by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016 Yep.
Relationships If Evan Peters Were Your Boyfriend by Drew Grant · February 11, 2016 Drew Grant imagines a magical world in which she is dating Evan Peters of American Horror Story fame.
Art Extremely Sad Boys In Fancy Dress In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016 Sad boys, sad boys. Whatcha gonna do?
Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · February 11, 2016 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.