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February 11, 2016

Art

Monstress Valentines

by Madeline Gobbo · February 11, 2016
Valentines for monstresses!
History

Letters From George McClellan: A Dramatic Reading

by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016
We were going to attack the Confederates yesterday, but I thought I saw a bug, and decided against it.
Music

“Freaky Ghost Bed”

by Jaya Saxena · February 11, 2016
I just genuinely think if you haven't seen "Bustin" it's time you saw it.

More by Jaya Saxena

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History

Ayn Rand Once Cursed A Guy’s Dick So Bad He Moved Across The Country

by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016
Yep.
Relationships

If Evan Peters Were Your Boyfriend

by Drew Grant · February 11, 2016
Drew Grant imagines a magical world in which she is dating Evan Peters of American Horror Story fame.
Art

Extremely Sad Boys In Fancy Dress In Western Art History

by Mallory Ortberg · February 11, 2016
Sad boys, sad boys. Whatcha gonna do?
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · February 11, 2016
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

More by Nicole Cliffe

  • “Labor of Love”: An Interview With Moira Weigel

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