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I Don’t Know What We Did To Deserve This But We’re Getting A Second Hercules Movie This Year And The Rock Is In It

by Mallory Ortberg · March 27, 2014
We get not one but two Hercules movies this year.
Movies

A Studio Executive’s Character Notes For 300: Rise of an Empire

by Mallory Ortberg · March 10, 2014
Character notes I assume studio executives wrote for 300: Rise of an Empire.
Movies

Historical Inaccuracies in Pompeii 3D

by Mallory Ortberg · March 5, 2014
A few of the moments that Pompeii 3D didn't get right.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Movies

Dialogue From My Upcoming Feature Film “Gladihaters”

by Mallory Ortberg · March 4, 2014
Dialogue from my upcoming feature film, 'Gladihaters.'
Movies

Three Characters You Meet In Every Gladiator Movie

by Mallory Ortberg · January 22, 2014
Three character types who are inexplicably featured in every single movie about gladiators.

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