Humor A Grounded Goth Teen Angrily Renames Household Items by Mallory Ortberg · August 20, 2014 A grounded goth teen is not fooled by your bullshit, prosaic terms for the objects of the night that surround her.
Fashion Goths These Days: The Commercialization of a Once Proud Holiday by Liz Galvao · October 30, 2013 Liz Galvao mourns the loss of her culture, and points to a Halloween filled with fake goths.
Artwork Everything Is Better With Goths by Mallory Ortberg · August 28, 2013 Goths: they're dogs. They're Patrick Swayze. They're even Jerry Orbach, who is dead, which is very goth.
Art Everything Is Better With Goths by Mallory Ortberg · April 14, 2013 Goths: they're dogs. They're Patrick Swayze. They're even Jerry Orbach, who is dead, which is very goth.