Animals Advanced Elephant Societies Use Physical Affection To Isolate, Distress One Another by Mallory Ortberg · February 20, 2014 Just like humans, elephant societies have a highly sophisticated way of withholding physical affection from each other.
Relationships Man Who Chooses Netflix Over Parties And Regularly Bails On Friends Wonders Why He’s So Lonely by Mallory Ortberg · February 3, 2014 A man who regularly chooses Netflix and solitude wonders why he feels so alone.