Posts tagged “mansfield park”

  1. FANNY: i dont approve of anything

    HENRY CRAWFORD: my god thats hot


    LADY BERTRAM: uuuugh

    JULIA: what is it, Mama

    LADY BERTRAM [slowly sliding off the couch to the floor]: uuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh

  2. Previous editions of the Quotable Jane Austen for Evil People can be found here. When a guy at a party asks if you want to go see a movie with him next weekend: "Do not you know that, of all things upon earth, that is the least likely to happen?" When preparing your children for the arrival of your foreign exchange student from Scotland: "We shall probably see much to wish altered in her,…