Posts tagged “real estate”

  1. Now that I own a home, my entire life will change – slowly at first, then with increasing velocity, until my daily routine becomes indistinguishable from scenes from a Nancy Meyers film. I will no longer eat every meal out of the same bowl (which I call Bowlie) without washing it, such that it becomes encrusted with successive layers of melted-and-re-congealed cheese and vinegars and other foodstuffs. I will never again eat saltines in…

  2. IF ALL GOES WELL (why wouldn't they go well? Except for all the times things have gone less than well in the past) I will have the keys to my new house in the next hour or two. I am too nervous to write anything. Please use this open thread to talk about any and all of the following:

  3. Your Childhood Home

    This listing is for your childhood home, except that it isn’t your childhood home, exactly. The living room is where it should be, of course, but as you turn around, you suddenly find yourself in your bedroom instead, which isn’t right. Is it? No, you’re right – your bedroom has always been here, one wall missing entirely, with a breathtaking view overlooking a vast and fathomless ocean. Perfectly normal. You…