Previously in this series: Songs from a Bruce Springsteen Album in Which No One Exorcises Their Personal Demons or Takes the New Jersey Turnpike "I Couldn't Be Your Friend Because No One Does That After a Breakup" "My Therapist Says That Seeing You 10-12 Times A Day Is Not The Best Idea And Yours Agrees" "I Want Your Lungs To Function Quite Normally (They Are Also Man Lungs)" "Walking With a Corporeal Human Being…

Anna Pulley's previous haiku for The Toast can be found here.

Tegan and Sara’s

jawlines once saved a kitten

from a burning house.

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Tegan and Sara’s

jawlines proved Pythagoras’

theorem factual.

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Their faces inspired

the movie Jaws five years

before they were born.

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A rock brushed against

Tegan’s jawline and was turned

…

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