Link Roundup Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · July 26, 2017 One day only, new content on The Toast. Let's start with a link roundup.
Art What In The Hell Animal Is This, Please by Mallory Ortberg · September 3, 2015 Please drop whatever you were doing at work and spend a lot of time discussing this with me.
Books Lines From Tina Brown’s The Diana Chronicles That Made Me Lose My Entire Jaw by Mallory Ortberg · February 2, 2015 Some - but by no means all - of the lines from Tina Brown's "The Diana Chronicles" that caused me to lose my orientation in space-time.
Ancient Grains The Donkey Kong Relationship Surprise Index by Mallory Ortberg · January 28, 2014 In which I discover I have no idea how any of the Kongs are related to each other.
Books This Guy On An Old Harry Potter Forum Says Dumbledore Is A Time-Traveling Ron Weasley And I Want To Hear Him Out by Mallory Ortberg · January 2, 2014 Dumbledore is a time-traveling Ron Weasley, according to this one guy.