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Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · July 26, 2017
One day only, new content on The Toast. Let's start with a link roundup.
Art

What In The Hell Animal Is This, Please

by Mallory Ortberg · September 3, 2015
Please drop whatever you were doing at work and spend a lot of time discussing this with me.
Books

Lines From Tina Brown’s The Diana Chronicles That Made Me Lose My Entire Jaw

by Mallory Ortberg · February 2, 2015
Some - but by no means all - of the lines from Tina Brown's "The Diana Chronicles" that caused me to lose my orientation in space-time.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Ancient Grains

The Donkey Kong Relationship Surprise Index

by Mallory Ortberg · January 28, 2014
In which I discover I have no idea how any of the Kongs are related to each other.
Books

This Guy On An Old Harry Potter Forum Says Dumbledore Is A Time-Traveling Ron Weasley And I Want To Hear Him Out

by Mallory Ortberg · January 2, 2014
Dumbledore is a time-traveling Ron Weasley, according to this one guy.

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