Poetry Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It
I don't understand it, is the joke.
July 26, 2017
Poetry 
Poetry Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”
It's fine! We do not have to talk about it again! I have stuff I could SAY, obviously, but we don't have to.
Television Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”
Why would anyone ever watch television with me, history's greatest monster
Humor Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever
Joananna Wididiontour? Annoan Wintidion.
Meta So, How Have You Been Keeping Busy? A Post-Toast Analysis
What have our editrixes been up to? Is that the correct plural?
Movies Movie Yelling With Nicole and Mallory: The Hunt for Red October
In which Nicole and Mallory yell about one of the greatest movies ever made, The Hunt for Red October.
Relationships Harvard Magazine Personal Advertisements’ Many Synonyms For “Rich” or “Thin”
The trimmest widow of all seeks a man who's allowed to use the business-class lav.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
One day only, new content on The Toast. Let's start with a link roundup.
