Previously: The Ur-Dad story.
@mallelis When she was a nun, used the bus fare to buy cigarettes and hitchhiked back to the convent. Didn’t last long as a nun.
— Christina (@christinadslp) October 24, 2014
@mallelis I told her I’d just eaten a good meal with beans, she sent me 8 pounds of dried beans and a pressure cooker
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) October 23, 2014
@mallelis thoroughly checked my homework every night, until my senior year of high school. circled what was wrong, made me figure it out.
— iscreeeeaaaaamama (@pnuts_mama) October 23, 2014
@mallelis my mum called my direct line in work to let me know she’d left a voicemail on my mobile.
— Lowri Williams (@flowri) October 23, 2014
@mallelis We were listening to “I Want a New Drug” on a road trip and my mom turned and said, “Do you know what the new drug is? It’s love.”
— The Haunt Eng (@hoodieripper) October 23, 2014
@mallelis @darth endorsed me for “journalism” on linkedin
— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) October 23, 2014
@mallelis mailed me a card before I left for college so I would have something in my mailbox when I got there. It had a picture of me inside
— Emmuuuuurrgh Alter (@emm_a) October 24, 2014
@mallelis booked my bro and me to play a concert at a bar when i was home for thanksgiving w/o consulting us. we don't play in a band.
— Jon Muchin (@Allormuchin) October 23, 2014
@mallelis couldn't talk from ALS; had a chat abt what are you gonna do when I'm gone;" sat up to write this note <3 pic.twitter.com/FP2YFpwH67
— Sara Kate W (@SaraKateW) October 23, 2014
@mallelis Called me when I was in a different state to ask me where the remote control was.
— MAKEOUT DRACULA (@theisb) October 23, 2014
@mallelis The best text message I will ever receive pic.twitter.com/NhfCSaTTUX
— ambien rap crying (@gspels) October 23, 2014
@j_zimms @mallelis pic.twitter.com/REBoJMf6Oo
— official wwe pilot (@pilotbacon) October 23, 2014
There are so many different kinds of moms in the world; I hope you have had at least one good one, or two tremendous dads, or similar variations on the theme. You can read the rest of the responses here.
