I do a lot of complicated cracking wise about Western art here at the old Toast network, but this one is nice and simple: There are too many men. The title of each of these paintings is clearly “Too Many Men.” The problem is too many men. Enjoy your day.

oh my god
there are so many men here
this chair isn’t tall enough, i can still see all of them

goddammit
i thought Kate said she was coming to this

NO
But –
NO
I’M GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE AREN’T SO MANY MEN

Why won’t you look at me?
the floor is the only place where men aren’t
it’s the only safe place to look at
men-wise it’s safest

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