Here is a Femslash Friday poll for you; please tell me what girl-on-girl pairing we have not yet included in this series that you are yearning to see. I do not yet know how to make quizzes in WordPress. Maria has promised she will teach me but I didn’t feel like waiting until I learned how, so you’ll just have to sit still and not complain about it. Just, I guess, tell me in the comments which ones you like the most.

Right out: characters who should by rights be lesbians but have no in-universe potential love interests (Jo in Little Women, Monica in Love & Basketball, Hermione in Harry Potter [THAT’S RIGHT]), literary characters whose canonical relationships have been downgraded to “just good friends” in the movie adaptation (Shug and Celie in The Color Purple, Ruth and Idgie in Fried Green Tomatoes), any character from The L Word. And I won’t do crossovers, no matter how perfect; that’s too confusing. And I don’t want to watch Rizzoli & Isles, so I guess don’t suggest that either. Okay, that’s all the rules I have.

Missy/Torrance, Bring It On

Nancy Drew/George, Nancy Drew

Tank Girl/Jet Girl, Tank Girl

Sheik (Zelda)/Impa, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Bella/Alice, Twilight

Juno/Sarah, The Descent

Katniss/Johanna, The Hunger Games

Anyone/Anyone, A League of Their Own

Donna/Jackie, That ’70s Show

Sam/Brooke, Popular

Emma/Regina, Once Upon A Time

Daria/Jane, Daria

Calamity Jane/Katie, Calamity Jane

Chloe/Beca, Pitch Perfect

The Bride/O-Ren, Kill Bill 

The Bride/Elle, Kill Bill

Galinda/Elphaba, Wicked

Kim/Shego, Kim Possible

Thelma/Louise, Thelma & Louise 

Meredith/Cristina, Grey’s Anatomy

Jane Eyre/Helen Burns; Lucy Snowe/Ginevra Fanshawe; Agnes Grey/Rosalie Murray, Jane Eyre/Villette/Agnes Grey

Jo/Blair, The Facts of Life

Mary/Rhoda, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Starbuck/Six, Battlestar Galactica

Oh my God, that’s it; that’s all the (putative, fictional) lesbians in the world I can think of. Please don’t add any more in the comments, unless I guess you feel you must.