Shipwrecks that happened a long time ago
Non-specific odes to heroic masculinity
Specific odes to a masculine hero
A woman who is taking a bath
What your friends should do when they stand at your grave someday
Greek independence from the damn Turks
The Light Brigade
Highwaymen
Chicago
A woman who is beautiful now but who will someday be old and not beautiful at all
Any other, lesser brigade
Any mortal who was ever captured and taken as a lover by a Greek god
Drummer Hodge
Moral lessons you have drawn from the industriousness of bees
London
Dead prospectors
England
What it might feel like to be hanged to death
Vases
Your friend from your undergraduate days at Oxford who died in the Boer War
The tomb of a king of a country you have never been to
A dream about your lover, who is dead
O tempora o mores
Pastoral metaphors for having sex
Jabberwockies
The trees of your homeland
Turkish independence from the damn Greeks
Your friend from your undergraduate days at Oxford who died in the Great War
Statues
Your friend from your undergraduate days at Oxford who drowned
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