Misandry Even More Misandrist Lullabies
The return of misandrist lullabies.
whimsically held positions
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Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Six
The sixth installment in Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of official Toast stances.
Poetry The Only Things Poems Should Ever Be About
The only topics that any poems should ever be about.
Food Food Trolling With Ren: The Case Against Kale
The vicious takedown that kale has been asking for.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Five
The third installment of Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of Official Toast Stances, in which they tell you what to like and not like.
Misandry Misandrist Christmas Carols
In honor of the season, Misandrist Christmas Carols.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Four
The third installment of Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of Official Toast Stances, in which they tell you what to like and not like.
Meta Psst, Wanna Buy a Toast T-Shirt?
Nicole and Mallory explain how you can exchange money for a gorgeous misandrist Toast t-shirt.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Three
The third installment of Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of Official Toast Stances, in which they tell you what to like and not like.
Food Please Stop Buying Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts
Nicole Cliffe explains why you should never buy boneless, skinless chicken breasts.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Two
Volume Two of the compiled Official Toast Stances, in which Mallory and Nicole tell you which things are good and which things are bad.
Food Food Trolling With Mallory: Chipotle Is Monstrous
Chipotle is terrible.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume One
The first in an eternal series of Official Toast Stances.
Food Food Trolling With Mallory, Commonwealth Edition: Biscuits
The truth must out, whether you will or no: biscuits are a trash food.
Your Endorsement On LinkedIn Means Nothing To Me
I do not need your LinkedIn endorsement; I did not invite and I do not accept it.
