Psst, Wanna Buy a Toast T-Shirt? -The Toast

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A Toast t-shirt (or tank, but not the military-industrial-complex kind*) that incorporates our little logo AND encourages its wearer and all on-lookers to ponder the wisdom of violent misandry?

Of course you do. You have seven days, just like The Ring, and it’ll be in your hot little hands (or those of your dearest friend or worst male enemy) for Christmas.

Here’s Nick’s adorable stepdaughter, demonstrating that young women are our greatest allies in the battle to overthrow the patriarchy:

Her back is excited too:

“Nicole and Mallory, what if I have a young son who appreciates that this particular joke is all in good fun?”

They run small (the women’s sizes) and big (the unisex tanks) so pay attention to the size guide!


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