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May 9, 2014

Meta

Cocktail Hour: Open Thread

by The Bartender · May 9, 2014
The Toast's weekly Friday open thread, hosted by The Bartender.
Animals

The Cat That Is Not My Cat Who Waits In The Hall

by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2014
My cat, and the cat that is his twin.
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Toast Points: The Week of May 9th

by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2014
Toast Points for the latest week.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Family

Alternative Mother’s Day Cards

by Megan Piontkowski and Jessica Machado · May 9, 2014
A series of Mother's Day cards you may not have seen before.
Movies

Your Terrifying Mother’s Day Movie Marathon

by Emily Stephens · May 9, 2014
Emily L. Stephens has curious taste in Mother's Day movies.
LGBT

Dating While Trans: The Doldrums

by Audrey Arndt · May 9, 2014
Audrey Arndt on the ups and downs of dating while trans.
LGBT

Femslash Friday: Jane Eyre

by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2014
Jane Eyre gets the Femslash Friday treatment.

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Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever
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