okay rule A, don’t take off her cloak when she’s sleeping
rule B, don’t touch her hair when she’s sleeping
i don’t care how asleep they are, don’t bend over them and stare directly at their vaginas
no touching someone’s hips just because they’re asleep either, that seems like a given
this is just dickish
why would you do that
i don’t know what you’re about to do but don’t do it
just walk away man she’s clearly exhausted
oh, hey, there she is, i’ve been meaning to talk to her about — SHE IS ASLEEP GIVE HER A FUCKING MINUTE
don’t PULL THE BLANKET OUT FROM UNDER HER WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU HAVE WINGS, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER
just back up and walk out of there buddy
it’s rude for a man and it’s rude for a goat to wake this woman up so you’re wrong twice
put that hand back
FIVE MORE MINUTES DUDE
what would you even get out of this
it can wait little dude
why is everyone being such a dick
staring counts as touching, don’t touch someone who is sleeping, go look at something awake
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.