Okay, because the last link was such a downer, please enjoy this promotional ad for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s “Broken Skull Challenge.”
Eight new contestants arrive on the ranch to prove they have the physical and mental stamina to make it to the end to take on Steve’s “Skullbuster” course.
Heather, 42, is out to prove age is just a number as she takes on 20-year-old Desiree in the “Summit,” the first challenge in the new episode of “Broken Skull Challenge.” Nicknamed “The Tank,” Heather is an Obstacle Course Race World Champion from New Jersey. Kentucky-native Desiree’s specialty is Jiu Jitsu. She dabbles in MMA, and she says she lives for “choking people out.”
I will watch absolutely anything that involves ridiculous names like Crushface Bonepickers or Crossfit Murderers, where the absurdly fit are forced to fight one another for my sedentary amusement. (Also good are those shows where people have to act like human Tetris blocks in order to avoid getting pushed into a pool!) Steve’s Skullbuster is no exception; I can only hope that Heather and Desiree’s match ends up like the final showdown at Erection Cove on MILF Island.
I live for watching people (SAFELY AND CONSENSUALLY) choke each other out on television.
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I HAVEN’T SEEN SOMEONE HOLD ONTO A LEG LIKE THAT SINCE THANKSGIVING.
My college roommate and I used to fight like this in the hallways of our dorm. I miss having someone my size to wrestle with. It’s a lot of fun until someone gets a black eye and then it’s hilarious.
I don’t know what size you are, but if it’s short-and-busty, I’d wrestle you.
I mean, because I am that size too. Not because I’m a pervert.
I’m 5’7″ and pretty much all ass/thighs, but considering my usual sparring partner is 6’0″ and all arms and legs, the notion of “my size” is relative. LET’S FIGHT!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You are the same build as my sister. She usually wins, but that has NEVER stopped me from trying. She says I’m “scrappy.”
The Burgomaster says I’m just straight-up mean when I fight, but I don’t think so. If I was really mean I wouldn’t have laughed until my sides ached last Saturday when he got a good left clip to my jaw. Nor would I have stopped fighting and strutted around the living room doing a rooster dance when I (for the first time!) landed a solid punch to his chest.
Honestly, though, I miss wrestling. He and I can’t wrestle because he’s just so much bigger and it’s really not very fun for either us. =(
Heather? Desiree? What happened to the good old days of Diamond and Laser and Turbo and Ice? Fav and RT if you agree. Like, comment, and subscribe for more. guh ughugh hu hu hhuhhh
It must be Dirt-Wrestling Women Week again on the Discovery Channel.
I’m really disappointed at how this concept has abandoned its educational potential over the years. At first it seemed like a sincere attempt to convey the science of women wrestling in dirt. These days it’s all about the sensationalism.