Arthur Rimbaud, Dirtbag Laureate -The Toast

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rimbaudPreviously in the Worst Boyfriends in Literary History Series: Lord Alfred Douglas.

are you home rn

can i come over
who is this
the poet?
i sent you like
a bunch of my poems
and you said i should come to Paris
anyhow im in Paris
and i dont really know anyone here so idk where to sleep or live or eat or anything
look don’t worry about it just like
can i come over

all right
you can come pick me up the Gare du Midi police station

well i cant come over until someone pays this fine
and its sort of your fault that im even in Paris in the first place
for telling me i should come to Paris
so like not to put any pressure on you but this fine is really technically sort of ‘on you’ if you look at it a certain way

why are you at the police station
i mean
a lot of reasons
maybe a better question is
why aren’t YOU at this police station


who are all these little gremlins
the beasts that live on the floor
with the little human faces

the children?
my children?
i dont know what you call them
but its impossible to write great poetry with them clawing about underfoot

i’m sorry to hear that
lets run away
where would we go
how would we make a living
lets go to London
itll be perfect
I can steal pens from the British Museum
and your mother can send us money

or my mother
im not particular
as long as somebodys mother sends us money

what about the children
i dont think they have any money to send us
but i welcome whatever support you think they can provide


we can’t keep living like this
we’ve got to go back to Paris
and live like sensible people
oh is that what you want
for me to like
cut my hair?
and only
only do my drugs INDOORS
like some kind of bourgeoise lamp, or whatever?

that’s not what i mean
i told you i’m trying to become as scummy as i can
i need to finish all my poems about asses
to become immortal

yes, but —
i’m going to piss straight into heaven
how’s that for sensible
piss right up into Heaven
or join the Army
I honestly havent decided

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