e.l.f. Cream Eyeliner with Brush, $3. Rarely in our never-ending quest for the perfect drug store dupe do we come across one as perfect as this by asking the waitress at Red Robin what makes her eyes so beautifully catlike. Even the included brush works. Today is a miracle.
AG Stevie Ankle Jeans, $99.95 (were $178) These come in three shades. Which is your favorite? And is it just me, or does the way ankle length jeans kick out at the cuff drive you nuts to the point that you have to cuff them and then what’s the point of them buying them pre-hemmed at that length in the firs place?
Boombox iPhone Amplifier, $2.95 (was $7.95) Check out the glowing review from a self-described “cool aunt.” No idea how this thing works but it’s gotta be better than using the bathroom sink as a mini amphitheater and then accidentally turning the water on not that we know anyone who’s done that.
Tretorn Wings Rain Boots, $42.48 (were $84.99) Sooooo, Target carries Tretorns? And they are almost half off? And spring hasn’t yet sprung? And they come in four colors. Life is full of surprises.
Jerada Wool Rug, 9×12 is $499 (was $1,529) and smaller sizes are also on sale. This is that rug you see in a staged real estate listing and think “Sure, the house would be worth a million dollars if it came with that rug.”
Drew Wide Hoop Earrings, $9.09 (were $29) These things are large and in charge.
Courtney Dress, $200 (was $290) Still a lot, but still not that much to spend on a floor-length gold (copper?) sequined Halston-esque stunner. Reviews say it runs large, but it looks like it’s supposed to fit loosely, so who knows.
Matrix LED Screen, $2,495.95 (was $4,000) What is this? Still want.