Blair Bow, $12.60 (was $18) Around here we believe jokes and lies are the best and should be enjoyed every day of the year, not just April 1st. But here’s a true statement: we’ve been looking for a bow like this all winter. See? Not as fun.
High Neck Tee, $39.95 (was $68) I’m normally opposed to both regular t-shirts and expensive t-shirts, but man, this one is pretty slick. Imagine it under this guy:
Saunter Cardigan, some amount less than $44.99 with code “NOJOKE,” (was $98)
Acrylic Tumbler, $2.95 (was $6) April means we’re that much closer to cocktails on the porch. These come in purple and orange, too, so get a variety pack.
Unlined Demi Bra, $34.99 (was $48.50) Found the unlined bras. They’re hanging out in the clearance section :(
Lightweight Belted Truster, $90 (was $160) 1. Everyone I saw during my 24-hour trip to NYC this week was wearing one of these. 2. What the fuck is a “truster?”
MEANDHER Valentina Penny Loafers, $133.50 (were $445) It is so hard not to want something that used to be almost five hundred dollars but is now almost one hundred dollars, even if that is still too much money for some dang penny loafers.
Sonya Renee Jewelry “B” Pendant Necklace, $59 (was $119) The B can stand for anything you’d like, B.
Murder House, $2,750,000 This place has sat empty for 50 years ever since the owner killed his wife with a ball-peen hammer and then poisoned himself to death but not before attempting to off his teenage daughter. Let’s buy it!