Home: The Toast
  • Advice
  • Books
  • Humor
  • Television
  • Feminism
  • Movies
  • Food
  • Beauty
  • History
  • Music
  • Poetry
  • Meta
  • Series
Archive

March 2, 2016

Humor

Girly Vectors: A Watch List

by Romie Stott · March 2, 2016
Nothing is safe.
Poetry

Lord Byron’s “On This Day I Complete My Thirty-Sixth Year”

by Mallory Ortberg · March 2, 2016
I'm not old, I'm thirty-seven.
Poetry

WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME

by Mallory Ortberg · March 2, 2016
I HAVE A FEW THEORIES

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Health

On Being Who I Am: My Life as a Tall Blind Woman

by Georgina Kleege · March 2, 2016
Georgina Kleege's essay on her height and blindness is the first in a four-part series presented in collaboration with LightHouse for the Blind.

Men In Western Art Who Are So Nude It Makes Them Furious

by Mallory Ortberg · March 2, 2016
Naked and emotionally devastated.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · March 2, 2016
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

Recent

Hey Ladies: We Wrote a Book!
Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It
Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”
Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”
Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever
So, How Have You Been Keeping Busy? A Post-Toast Analysis

Sections

  • Advice (280)
  • Books (665)
  • Humor (403)
  • Television (317)
  • Feminism (168)
  • Movies (263)
  • Food (153)
  • Beauty (230)
  • History (219)
  • Music (182)
  • Poetry (122)
  • Meta (775)

Series

  • The Jam
  • How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
  • If X Were Your Y
  • Dear Businesslady
  • Bargain Bin
  • Aunt Acid
  • Bible Verses
  • Ayn Rand Rewrites
  • The Convert Series
Explore

Home

People Search

Blog

Company

About Us

Contact Us

Legal

Privacy Policy

Terms of Use

Do Not Sell My Info

People Search Index

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The Toast is not a consumer reporting agency as defined by the Fair Credit Reporting Act (FCRA), and it does not provide consumer reports. The information available on this website is intended for general informational purposes only and must not be used to assess someone's eligibility for credit, insurance, employment, housing, or any other purpose that falls under the scope of the FCRA.

mail [email protected]

Copyright © 2026 The Toast
Do Not Sell My Info Privacy Policy Terms