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Your Thirty-Year Life Performance Review

by Elizabeth Preston · April 13, 2015
Elizabeth Preston imagines her thirty-year life performance review as delivered by a not especially sympathetic boss.
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Reasons Why I Am Furious With Everyone Today

by Mallory Ortberg · April 8, 2015
I have good reasons for being angry but these aren't any of them.
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“You could count on Leonard for that kind of thing”

by Mallory Ortberg · February 27, 2015
Leonard Nimoy.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

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We Now Live In A World Without Mitford Sisters

by Mallory Ortberg · September 24, 2014
The last of the Mitfords is gone. All is trash.
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Millennials Are Growing Raven-Black Wings So Much Sooner Than Previous Generations It’s Changing The Way Heaven Builds Its Defensive Walls

by Mallory Ortberg · May 21, 2014
Millennials have taken to growing raven-black wings earlier than any previous generation.
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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Perfectly Accurate Representation of How Old You Are

by Mallory Ortberg · May 19, 2014
Some thoughts on age and getting older.

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