Personal Stories The Stage Door: On Waiting to See Celebrities
Maddie Gaw on the awkward and unnatural (though occasionally sublime) experience of waiting to meet celebrities at the stage door.
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Books “Like Quiz Bowl”: Winning at English MACC
Laura Kolb on her time participating in English MACC, which is...sort of like Quiz Bowl.
Personal Stories Seven Vignettes about Working in Retail
Rachel Marcy was not great at working in retail, but we're just as pleased.
Misandry Handy Men: Misandry and Home Repair
Heather Seggel on the varying shades of incompetent men who have failed to fix her elderly trailer.
Personal Stories “I am almoost beshytten”: A 16th Century English to Latin Textbook
We just happened to find the phrases presented for translation in this Latin textbook truly delightful.
Cartoons & Comics My SDCC Diary: Our Fandom Anthropologist Reports Back
Morgan Leigh Davies went to SDCC for us, and these are her findings.
Personal Stories Letters To Seventeen Magazine’s “Most Embarrassing Moments” Section, If More Teenagers Had Vagina Dentata
Letters to Seventeen Magazine's "Most Embarrassing Moments" section, if more teenagers had vagina dentata.
Advice The Best Lines From The Summer 2014 Issue Of The New Pioneer
Mallory's favorite lines from the summer issue of "The New Pioneer," her new favorite magazine.
Personal Stories Prom Impossible: A Texas Story
Jess Lowry looks back on the Texan prom culture of her youth.
Personal Stories Blind Items of Rural Southern Ontario
The Toast's gossip column serves up some juicy blind items from Hastings County, Ontario.
Personal Stories A Bug Flew Into My Ear and It Died
A bug flew in my ear and died there but I am still alive.
Personal Stories The Only Time I’ve Ever Been To Connecticut
On going to Connecticut, and having the worst informational interview in the world.
Personal Stories The Reincarnation of Laura Ingalls Wilder Is Alive And Well And Living Among Us And I Say Let’s Hear Her Out
This lady says she's Laura Ingalls Wilder, and frankly I think it's a little unreasonable of you not to believe her.
Christian Boy Bands: Girls Make Plans And God Laughs
Betsy Brown on finally meeting the Christian boy band idol of her youth.
Sailing The QE2
Teenagers at sea.
