I know "Kicking Ass" is the more popular of the two Season One performances, but "Mystery" just DOES it for me, you guys. Stephen's pink suspenders! Whatever voice Hugh is doing! ESTUARY!

To this day, when I've seen something I don't particularly like, I can't help but groan out "Simon Flitoris, what did you think of that?"

The look on Hugh's face during "Would you care to have a go on the arse-bandit?" is a particular not-to-be-missed moment, I think.

Oh man, it was between this sketch and the super-great "Homosexual" one, but this one had the edge for giving us the phrase "voracious lesbite."

This is what you sound like when you're trying to sound smart at parties. I hope you know that.

Is there a better name for someone who is constantly primly offended than Mr. Smear? I submit there is not.

To this day, this video informs roughly 80% of what I assume life in Australia is like (the other 20%, of course, coming from Bart Vs. Australia).

There are only so many long-running, well-developed female relationships in popular media I know enough about to write Femslash Fridays for, guys. Please enjoy this sketch in the meantime; it's just the single most important sketch in terms of my development as a comedy writer so it's no big deal if you don't absolutely love it.