Poppet I couldn’t help but notice that the gate at the top of the stairs was ajar Oh? which suggests to me that a certain someone has been going downstairs can you think of who that might be? Oh dear Oh John, I’m sorry I called for you but you weren't at home no one was home and I was so thirsty Darling, you know that being downstairs makes you hysterical I know It’s called…

Hey hey! me and the guys are renting a yacht and heading to Croatia for this open-air festival want to come?? oh are you guys still doing that? well its not like a rental but we know a guy who says we can use his boat and he's super cool when are you leaving? mmm idk lemme check okay oh also we don’t have any sleeping space left on the yacht but we’re just gonna…

HROOOOOOOARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOGH good God in heaven what is this? HROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRGGGGGHHHOOOOOORROOOOOHHH it is the whale it is the whale! Bellow all you like this boat never sheers off from anything that wears the shape of a whale LOLLLLLL no it's just me Jesu Christ Ahab? lol you should have seen the look on your face my face? are you here? are you in my cabin? lol maybe my God I thought the old white bull was…

do you want to go out tonight where idk like a one-night cheap hotel or maybe one of those sawdust restaurants Sawdust restaurants? Like with the peanut shells on the floor? with oyster shells Oyster shells on the floor? let's have a tedious argument in the streets have you been drinking? the sky is so beautiful tonight like a patient etherized on a table I'm coming over I'm worried about you there's yellow smoke on…