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Advice

Madame Clairevoyant: December Horoscopes

by Madame Clairevoyant · December 7, 2015
New horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant, illustrated by Jen May.
Advice

Madame Clairevoyant: September Horoscopes

by Madame Clairevoyant · September 22, 2015
New horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant.
Advice

Can We Guess What You Would Have Died Of In The Early Modern Period Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

by Mallory Ortberg · August 25, 2015
It's probably childbirth.

More by Mallory Ortberg

  • Christina Rossetti’s “Goblin Market,” As I Understand It

  • Lord Byron’s “Fare Thee Well,” or “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Advice

Madame Clairevoyant: August Horoscopes

by Madame Clairevoyant · August 13, 2015
New horoscopes from Madame Clairevoyant.
Art

Other Astrological Signs, Illustrated

by Evan Johnston · December 10, 2014
Helga the Bundt Cake, and other lesser-known astrological signs.
Magic

Astrologically Inscrutable Couples

by Alison Howard · August 27, 2013
The astrology of celebrity love.

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