The Book of the Bee by Mallory Ortberg · May 19, 2016 "And as the bee carries the waxen substance upon her thighs because of its insipidity and tastelessness."
History How To Politely Decline A Proposal From The Emperor Of Byzantium by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2016 "I hate the rich man moaning as if he were poor."
Language Every Single Church History Pun I Have Been Unable To Keep From Making, Carefully Collected In One Secure Location by Mallory Ortberg · October 27, 2015 SORRY SORRY SORRY.
Animals The Devil in Disguise: the Cat in the West by Gabrielle Loisel · May 12, 2014 The long and bloody history of cats in the Western world.