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May 9, 2016

Cartoons & Comics

Dress Codes for All Party Time Occasions: A Comic

by Evan Johnston · May 9, 2016
A new comic by Evan Johnston.
Heroes

Madeline Kahn Mondays: The Cheap Detective

by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2016
"I believe my life is in danger. My real name is Chloe Lamarr."
Beauty

If LeVar Burton and Yo-Yo Ma Were Your Dads

by Nicole Chung · May 9, 2016
Like you've never thought about it.

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Interviews

An Interview with Cole Lavalais, Author of Summer of the Cicadas

by Nichole Perkins · May 9, 2016
Nichole Perkins interviews Cole Lavalais about her new novel, SUMMER OF THE CICADAS.
History

How To Politely Decline A Proposal From The Emperor Of Byzantium

by Mallory Ortberg · May 9, 2016
"I hate the rich man moaning as if he were poor."
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · May 9, 2016
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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