Posts tagged “living your best life”

  1. GENERAL: Conan! What is best in life?
    CONAN: Never getting yelled at, even once! Never getting yelled at, even if it means never speaking to someone again, or stifling your own feelings, as long as it means that getting yelled at literally never happens.
    GENERAL: That is good! That is good.

  2. If this is not art, then nothing is art. If this is not art, then nothing is art. If this is not art, then nothing is art. RealCigReviews is a YouTube channel with over 1000 subscribers that has not posted a new video in more than a year. The channel's proprietor has reportedly quit. What remains, however, is a back catalog of more than 40 reviews by a group of teenage boys of different…

  3. 'Tis the season for rejoicing -- but beware! One too few glasses of eggnog at the office party, or a little less champagne than you'd planned on having for New Year's Eve, and you might just find yourself waking up at your usual hour the morning after, feeling more or less like your usual self, with no excuse to stay in bed shivering and running hot and cold all morning, then throwing up blearily for…

  4. Listen, you don't need me to tell you to go watch videos on YouTube. It's frivolous and frankly a little insulting: like you don't already know how to find whimsical cover bands on the Internet? But I had to do this. I had to talk to you about the Tambourine Guy. It's...I can't quite figure out the name of whatever band that is. Frankly, that's a little embarrassing. It MIGHT be Postmodern Jukebox, but that…