Poetry “The Garden” and “The Snow Globe”: Two Poems by Angela Qian by Angela Qian · November 18, 2015 "The Garden" and "The Snow Globe," two new poems by Angela Qian.
science Somehow I Sort Of Thought We Were Going To Get Starships Sorted Out Until Now by Mallory Ortberg · November 18, 2015 This is better, I think. The knowing. But I'm still sad.
Family Language Lessons: On Adoption, Identity and Loss by Nicole Chung · November 18, 2015 On the beginning study of a language, navigating a complicated identity, parenting as an adoptee, and grasping at things lost to adoption.
Movies That One Scene From Conan The Barbarian Everyone Knows, As Written By Me by Mallory Ortberg · November 18, 2015 What is best in life? NEVER GETTING YELLED AT.
LGBT Queer Girl Pick-up Strategies That Rarely Work Yet Are Replicated Incessantly, in Haiku by Anna Pulley · November 18, 2015 These will not work, but we'll keep trying them anyway.
Humor What Your Napping Style Says About You: The Afternoon Despair Quadrant by Mallory Ortberg · November 18, 2015 There are only four categories. "I don't nap" doesn't count. I don't know what those people are like.
The Internet Link Roundup! by Nicole Cliffe · November 18, 2015 The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.