Art Women Being Inexpertly Groped In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · February 10, 2015 A common thread throughout Western art is that men have no idea what to do with a woman's breasts.
Art Families Who Hate Each Other In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · November 24, 2014 Western art history is full of sad families.
Art Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · October 28, 2014 Women who go to parties in Western art almost always have a lousy time.
Art Normal Conversations In Western Art History by Mallory Ortberg · July 7, 2014 Mallory continues her mission to caption every painting in Western art history.