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Better Wedding Announcements

The bride and groom met outside of a singles yoga class; they were both too embarrassed to go inside.The groom's father is the Head of Cardiology at Cedars Sinai; his mother is a professional clogger and performs with the senior dance troupe The Clogged Arteries.The groom is a semi-professional hockey player. The bride is a dental implant artist.The brides are both Olympic athletes. Helen set records in the shot put; Greta in the javelin. The bouquet toss will be held outside the reception hall in a nearby soccer field.