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Owl Faces In Order

by Mallory Ortberg · April 21, 2016
The faces owls have, ranked in order from "appropriate" to "get back in the sky."
Art

Owls Are The Most Terrifying Detail In Every Painting

by Mallory Ortberg · June 1, 2015
NOTHING WORSE THAN SOME FICTIONAL OWLS.
Animals

Owl Faces In Order

by Mallory Ortberg · April 9, 2015
The faces owls have, ranked in order from "appropriate" to "get back in the sky."

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  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Animals

This Owl Is A Cartoon Time Traveler

by Mallory Ortberg · May 5, 2014
What are the time-traveling secrets of this owl.
Ancient Grains

Bird of the Month: The Owl

by Hannah Rosefield · January 23, 2014
Hannah Rosefield's "Bird of the Month" feature showcases the majestic, trippy-looking owl.

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