Beauty If Barack Obama Were Your Dad by Jasmine Guillory · June 27, 2016 If Barack Obama were your dad, he'd make you go camping with him every summer. "Come on, girls! This tent isn't going to put itself up!"
Poetry Children’s Nursery Rhymes Where The Subject Has Been Replaced With Former President Richard Nixon by Mallory Ortberg · May 21, 2015 If you replaced the subject of children's nursery rhymes with Richard Nixon, this is what it would look like, I guess.
History Dirtbag Teddy Roosevelt by Mallory Ortberg · September 16, 2014 President Teddy Roosevelt, dirtbag.
History Never Forget That Someone Once Ranked Each Presidents’ Survival Odds In A Massive, All-Presidential Knife Fight by Mallory Ortberg · February 17, 2014 Let's talk presidents and knife fights.