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Zelda Characters Who Are Completely Unimpressed On Meeting Link

by Mallory Ortberg · February 5, 2015
A lot of characters in the Legend of Zelda series have absolutely no faith in the Hero of Time.
Music

Ganondorf’s Breakup Playlist

by Mallory Ortberg · March 26, 2014
Ganondorf has a pretty great breakup playlist.
Video Games

Characters in Zelda: Ocarina of Time Who Hate Their Jobs

by Mallory Ortberg · November 18, 2013
No one in Hyrule cares about their job.

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  • Questions I Have Asked During The Only Episode Of Doctor Who I Have Ever Seen Until My Friend Said “Okay, Mallory, Why Don’t You Write Your Questions Down And Ask Them All After We’re Done Watching?”

  • Joan Didion and Anna Wintour: Best Friends Forever

Video Games

Scenes That Brought Me To Tears As A Child in Majora’s Mask, In Order

by Mallory Ortberg · August 30, 2013
There is no sadder video game than The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

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