
“Let’s Talk About A Holiday That’s Not Christmas Or About A Minor Polish Civic Hero”
“Colorado, Now That’s An Interesting State”
“A Guitar, A Bass, And A Drum, That’s All The Instruments I Need On This Song”
“The Gender Of The Person I’m Singing About Isn’t Ambiguous At All”
“No Biblical References Here”
“Let’s Have A Party, Not A Crisis Of Faith”
“This Song, Like All The Others, Clocks In At A Tight 3:15”
“I Have A Complicated Relationship With My Brother, Not a Serial Killer I’ve Never Met”
“My Stepmother Did Her Best; No Use Complaining”
“Let’s Bring This Instrumental Passage To A Close”
“People Who Went Insane In The Past Don’t Remind Me Of You At All”
“Lick It Up”
“Characters From Persian Mythology And Flannery O’Connor Stories Have No Place In Rock Music”
“This Dying Bird Is Not A Christ Figure”
“The 1883 World Fair Has No Relevance For Our Modern Lives”
“I Had A Pretty Good Time At Bible Study And No One Is Dead”
“No Parentheticals”
“You’re Not Going To Have To Look Up Any Greek Theological Terms Or Ancient Near Eastern General Names After You Finish Listening To This Song”
“We Actually Touched Each Other Instead Of Just Dreaming About It In The Late Afternoon”
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.
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spectralbovine 140p · 541 weeks ago
petegaines 142p · 541 weeks ago
Mike_B · 541 weeks ago
Matt · 541 weeks ago
A lot of Sufjan Stevens fans, in my experience, are even more humourless than a lot of Radiohead fans. Just the thought of them all being annoyed by this column fills me with delight
renjender 129p · 541 weeks ago
anniekate76 107p · 541 weeks ago
middlemarch 137p · 541 weeks ago
deleted1892326 122p · 541 weeks ago
phlippin 120p · 541 weeks ago
br1gid 78p · 541 weeks ago
deleted7410012 111p · 541 weeks ago
how great would a sufjan concept album of heathers quotes be?
fuck me gently (with a chainsaw)
chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling
i love my dead gay son
what is your damage?
heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town
katieuva 82p · 541 weeks ago
Anti_kate 97p · 541 weeks ago
"I went to a city and it was just a city not a metaphor for faith."
paddlepickle 119p · 541 weeks ago
Born to Run A Small Accounting Firm
Everybody Has A Happy Heart and a 401k
Jungleland (Time To Trim The Hedges)
lilsebastian01 151p · 541 weeks ago
notebook-keeper 99p · 541 weeks ago
catoclock 115p · 541 weeks ago
JGlo · 541 weeks ago
Wait that's not the song subject...I'll see myself out.
SilentTrystera 117p · 541 weeks ago
rolotomassi5 103p · 541 weeks ago
*The second one being A Topiary, Shane Carruth's movie that he spent years on but never raised enough cash to produce.
robot_dinosaur 115p · 541 weeks ago
Sean_Sullivan 142p · 541 weeks ago
#5: Pennysylvania: Sufjan Stevens Doesn't Particularly Care for this State (It's Not Fair or Rational, He Just Doesn't, That's All) So Let's Get It Out of the Way Early! (2018)
#17: Sufjan Stevens Presents...Pretty Much Just Straight Covers of All the Songs From Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska (2024)
#25: In the Middle of the Journey of Our Life, Sufjan Stevens Found Himself in Vermont, the Granite State (2037)
#26: It Turns Out that Sufjan Stevens had Vermont and New Hampshire Mixed Up Last Time Around, So Here's The Actual Vermont Album (2038)
#31: Mississippi God Fucking Damn It (2043)
#42: Sufjan Stevens was Halfway Done with the Alaska Album When the Lord's Republic of Siberia Conquered the State In Question, So, Uh, Have an Obsolete EP, I Guess (2049)
#43: Sufjan Stevens Held Off On Doing Washington State in the Perverse Hope that the LROS Army would Obviate His Commitments Again, But the Stupid Bastards Haven't Made It Past Edmonton in Six Years of Total Warfare, So (2055)
#48: Climate Change Has Rendered Georgia Absolutely Inhospitable to Plant Life, But Guess What? You're Still Getting Two Dozen Winking Ditties About Peaches and the Trees They Grow On (2060)
#50: Sufjan Stevens Detests Arkansas and the Flesh Cults Who Hold Sway There! (And You Penn Staters Have Done Nothing to Change My Mind About You Either) (2078)
thesarahgirl 116p · 541 weeks ago
cat-thirty-five · 541 weeks ago
Matt · 541 weeks ago
I Get Along Quite Well With My Dad, Actually
I Have A Steady Job And Always Pay The Bills On Time
I Do Not Yearn For An Unattainable Woman Of A Higher Social Class
honeybutter 114p · 541 weeks ago
inapartydress 111p · 541 weeks ago
Pooch · 541 weeks ago
bohorabble 80p · 541 weeks ago
https://web.archive.org/web/20091111070007/http:/...
tachi · 541 weeks ago
M.K. · 527 weeks ago
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