Sansa got here on Saturday. She was supposed to come “in the morning,” so I woke up at 1:45am, completely incapable of going back to sleep, and just made coffee and puttered around while everyone else slept. As of 9:01am, I became incensed that she was not here yet, and barely survived until 9:17am, when she arrived at my door. This is Sansa:
I know. It’s a lot to take in.
Sansa is a perfect puppy. She is nine weeks old, and about eleven pounds in size. She is very relaxed, very quiet, very affectionate, very smart (I guess? I don’t really know how you tell), and already possesses a cursory grasp of the English language. I take her outside, and say “go potty!” in a chipper voice, and then she goes potty. The only inside accident so far was my fault, and we were both gently disappointed in ourselves, and it has not been repeated. She enjoys having her belly rubbed, she enjoys sitting on my lap, she enjoys bouncing with the children and also being able to always know we will keep the children from bothering her if she does not wish to bounce with the children. Yesterday, we were on our way to the nursery, and Sansa stopped outside the door and looked dubious, and I said “Sansa, is that just too much right now? Would you like to hang out in your daddy’s office while he works, instead?” and she said “Yes, thank you,” and it was so.
(Steve calls her “sweetums.” He is a taciturn man, but not for Sansa.)
Sansa’s breeder had told me that Sansa (the runt of the litter, likely only to gain ninety more pounds before reaching full maturity, instead of a hundred and ten more pounds) is very firm about her rights to the attention and approval of others, much like myself. Whenever the breeder snuggled with the puppies individually (constantly, as evidenced by the webcam I watched for eight weeks straight, including Sansa’s mom’s entire and graphic labor and delivery), Sansa would refuse to be cuddled until all the other puppies were done, and would then remain on the breeder’s lap for three or four times the amount of time the others received, because no one was left to supplant her on said lap.
Sansa has taken very immediately to having her own people, possibly because living with a writhing mass of nine puppies was not perfectly suited to her own, more dignified nature. “Wait, ALL these dog toys are mine? I need not compete for them?” She was a good girl her first night, an even better girl her second night, and is in ruddy good health, and exudes Chill and Convivality. She is already the best behaved puppy I have ever seen, and we will begin obedience training on Wednesday.
Here are some important illustrated facts about Sansa:
Sansa was initially concerned about my readiness to squeeze her:
Sansa explored the house in some detail, and became convinced we would be good to her:
Sansa relishes not sharing her food with a variety of siblings, and also that I put some shredded cheese on it (I am under strict instructions to gussy up kibble with a bit of Greek yogurt or cheese or drippings or meat if necessary, as Sansa has a lot of growing to do, and she has already eaten at LEAST a chicken without any recognizable digestive issues):
Sansa likes taking her toys under the baby’s bouncer:
Sansa does not approve of adblockers that do not whitelist our site, and she is concerned about the future of new media:
Sansa enjoys selfies:
Sansa was deboned by a master chef, and then re-boned after her nap:
I do not have a lot of still images of an awake Sansa, so here is another sleeping Sansa:
She has a black nose: She has a little chew toy shaped like a bone:
This is Sansa, asleep on my bed:
Thank you for your time.
Nicole is an Editor of The Toast.
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grumblyqueer 139p · 485 weeks ago
SO FLUFFY
SO SWEET
AUGH
PotterPotterson 90p · 485 weeks ago
*heart eyes emoji*
corvinafish 142p · 485 weeks ago
Welcome Sansa!
Räven 125p · 485 weeks ago
mariahnotmaria 113p · 485 weeks ago
Julia Lambert · 485 weeks ago
ppyajunebug 137p · 485 weeks ago
Welcome to the Toast family, Sansa. We have been awaiting your fluffiness and IT IS GOOD
mbculver 114p · 485 weeks ago
Incidentally, I love how the "runt of the litter" will be 100 pounds.
LaSalleUGirl · 485 weeks ago
middlemarch 137p · 485 weeks ago
mabissam 121p · 485 weeks ago
angrypedestrian 135p · 485 weeks ago
Because goddammit I will make the cover of Dog Dad magazine that is how much of a dog dad I will be.
bpick · 485 weeks ago
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aqwaplop 143p · 485 weeks ago
irishbreakfasttime 128p · 485 weeks ago
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thebellewitch 122p · 485 weeks ago
I have questions about her mutant Frankenbreed, also. Like, what does she require in terms of exercise? Are you allowed to reveal her breeder? I'm so curious about the big dog/long lifespan thing.
logicbutton 128p · 485 weeks ago
walrathem 106p · 485 weeks ago
burningupasun 128p · 485 weeks ago
gavinbyrnes 143p · 485 weeks ago
Probably Good
If you start singing "Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann" - they will chime in a third higher
Tips a reasonable amount
Likes Sansa Stark
Probably Bad
Doesn't like Sansa Stark
Thinks Skyler White is worse than Walter White
Refers to women as "females" (this is definitely not 100% accurate, and more indicative of cishet men than any other demographic, but when I finally realized it it kinda blew my mind)
Feigns ignorance of sports with "sportsball"-type responses (Actually, I know plenty of people I like a lot who do this, but it is undeniably annoying)
also, I like dogs significantly less than the average person does (probably at least a standard deviation below the mean) and this one is ADORABLE AS HELL.
fridog 137p · 485 weeks ago
I cannot be rational in the face of puppy. goodbye word ability, you are dead to me. There is only puppy.
merrite 129p · 485 weeks ago
RosemarysFav 121p · 485 weeks ago
Now she's a good eater and the bulk makes her the best snuggler on the planet.
sourwatermelons 125p · 485 weeks ago
emmysuhweeks · 485 weeks ago
littlehuntingcreek 135p · 485 weeks ago
My dog Petey was the runt, and I felt like that fact made her smarter and more affectionate. (She passed away last year and I have been too heartbroken to adopt another dog just yet, I'm sure everyone understands why.)
Please feel free to publish a weekly, nay, daily adventures of Sansa post.
Diana_monkey 131p · 485 weeks ago
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rangiferina 95p · 485 weeks ago
I am pretty sure she is the best doggie. (note: every doggie is the best doggie.)
sausagedog 127p · 485 weeks ago
jmstevenson76 111p · 485 weeks ago
This is how you know she's a smart dog.
sednarea51 128p · 485 weeks ago
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NicoleCliffe 145p · 485 weeks ago
"Dear Sansa-Sansa / what to SAY to you / you have my eyes / you have a Stark's name / when you came into my house you yipped and it broke my heart / and I thought I was so smart"
beecaveroad 104p · 485 weeks ago
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