Posts tagged “conversations people have”

  1. He's so hard to shop for! He's just so hard to shop for! He is just so hard to shop for! Aren't men just the hardest to shop for? What can you buy a man? A handful of dust, and nothing.

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  2. no I'll definitely read it okay but let me just give it to you now and then you can read it right away and we can talk about the next time I see you ahh thank you you actually didn't take it though I don't have anywhere to put it right now, sorry!! okay I'll just come over to your room and bring it by later and I can watch you read it…

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  3. mm yes this anecdote is so much more interesting than my needlework, thank you i hope someone beats you to death with your own walking stick please go on that's very interesting oh, that's very interesting THAT'S very interesting that's VERY interesting that's very INteresting THAT's VEry INteresting i can't reach my book without having to talk to him no, please, drink your mouth must be so…

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  4. keep smiling, girls
    keep him looking in that direction and i'll keep signaling for help

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  5. Dramatis Personae John Lennon, a songwriter Yoko Ono, an artist INT. NIGHT - PENTHOUSE SUITE, THE DAKOTA, a very expensive hotel babe babe babe babe babe are you awake babe wake up what what is it babe what if we stayed in bed all day we're in bed right now no but we'll just it'll be like now but in the day why would we do that for peace, yoko ok and we could order…

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  6. hey so how are you liking the play are you noticing anything about it or something so how does this work exactly hey hi so i know i know you're busy right now i just wanted to ask you something if you have a minute about getting married i'm sorry could this just could this just possibly wait until after my husband's funeral hooray we're…

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  7. i keep drinking but it's not making him more interesting what yes i'm still listening you were talking about that  i'm just resting my eyes ahhhahahhaha that is so good that is so funny that is so funny and good  no I've never heard that before from you ahh sorry i just i really need to look at this matchbook right now  sorrryyyy…

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