Fan Fiction The Gashlyshelf Elfies: A Tribute
Lyette Mercier brings a little Edward Gorey and a lot of "Elf on the Shelf" distaste to your Christmas.
December 24, 2013
Fan Fiction 
Race Hunting For Witches
Hunting for witches with an angry old man.
Personal Stories I Hate the Macarena: A Christmas Tale
Liz Labacz shares the story of how her artistic vision was decimated by the Macarena.
Advice “Raising the Tone”: Our New Etiquette Column
The first installment of The Toast's etiquette column: "Raising the Tone."
Writing Queries
Queries, by Samantha Powell.
Animals Bird Of The Month: Hoopoe
The December bird, the cruel and beautiful hoopoe.
Art Lesser-Known Nogs
Not all nogs achieve egg's status.
