Food
Chris Kimball writes another letter.
LGBT
Brenna Hillier, on the delightful legion of girlfriends who exist only in her mind.
Advice
Dr. S, The Toast's in-house veterinarian, talks about whether or not you have to brush your pet's teeth, and what to do about their freaky knees.
Politics
Laura Byko loves being politically incorrect, and she doesn't care that you refuse to accept that Millard Fillmore brokered the Duck-Human Treaty of 1854.
Books
Texts From Jane Eyre is one step closer to existing outside the Internet.
History
The lesser-known true tale behind "The Little Mermaid," as taught in the Less Magic Kingdom's AP History class.
Humor
Stardate: this is some bullshit.
Humor
Some marvelous and non-disastrous ways to share April Fools' Day with your nearest and dearest.
LGBT
Audrey Arndt, on her relationship with transitioning as a transwoman.