There is no real point in directing you to this week’s finest posts. If you have not clicked on Classic Femslash Friday, you are lower than a slug.
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Or Brittney Griner! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, people finding it for the first time? Do you not understand that Mallory Ortberg is a genius who shows us the most exquisite condescension?
Brittney Griner in Oxford wingtips. Brittney Griner in form-fitting white suits. Brittney Griner in bowties, but it’s not pretentious or affected when she does it, somehow. Brittney Griner in those lightweight zip-up sweaters that are cut kind of square but wouldn’t look square on her, not at all, with the sleeves that fall just a little bit past the wrist.
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I thought this Kate McKean piece about her dad was so lovely.
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Kill all [boring male narrators.]
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Oh no! A woman making choices for herself based on her awareness of her OWN LIFE.
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Dirtbag Little Women. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO DID SHE SELL HER SOUL TO? DO THEY WANT ANOTHER?
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I love Nicole and Mallory’s epic broship. Also Nicole and Mallory, obvs.