Remember this week? Remember? [Slides a $50 across the table] Maybe this will jog your memory.

• No one has ever smiled
• Oh no! You killed the nanny by mistake :(
• Ganondorf just sitting alone in the castle playing “Let Her Go” after Link takes Zelda and the rest of the Triforce
• BIRDS ARE MESSED-UP LIARS
• Just a sweet normal story about a little boy and his rabbit
• Fighting with your dad for profit and sport
• “Let us be happy for Fuzzy Stone. Fuzzy Stone has found a family.”
• Muslim/tomboy/feminist/contradiction

Okay, that’s it. My hair looks so good today I’m going to go to the gym and start doing The Rock’s Hercules workout (that’s not a joke, immense thanks to @Absotively for posting a link to it in the comments yesterday because it happened to dovetail perfectly with my new desire to become the strongest ladyblogger in the world).

EXCELSIOR.