Remember this week? Remember? [Slides a $50 across the table] Maybe this will jog your memory.
- No one has ever smiled
- Oh no! You killed the nanny by mistake 🙁
- Ganondorf just sitting alone in the castle playing “Let Her Go” after Link takes Zelda and the rest of the Triforce
- BIRDS ARE MESSED-UP LIARS
- Just a sweet normal story about a little boy and his rabbit
- Fighting with your dad for profit and sport
- “Let us be happy for Fuzzy Stone. Fuzzy Stone has found a family.”
- Muslim/tomboy/feminist/contradiction
Okay, that’s it. My hair looks so good today I’m going to go to the gym and start doing The Rock’s Hercules workout (that’s not a joke, immense thanks to @Absotively for posting a link to it in the comments yesterday because it happened to dovetail perfectly with my new desire to become the strongest ladyblogger in the world).
EXCELSIOR.
Tags: meta, toast points
IT IS NOT A NORMAL STORY ABOUT A BOY AND HIS RABBIT
Man, whoever designed that cover was a graphic design GENIUS
My insane giggles morphed into a maniacal chortle as I studied it.
Somewheeeeeeere over the rainboooow / skies are blue / and the skeletons you dare to dream / really will eat yooooou.
Stronger than Nicole?
My question as well.
That would please me. Life is change.
(I am at Zen ski camp again.)
I got mentioned in a Toast post! Eeeeee!
Note that it’s not really so much The Rock’s workout as it is a workout pieced together from The Rock’s tweets by a website that specializes in celebrity workouts. Of course, that might be close enough.
No no no Mallory ask Nicole to get you started on Starting Strength or another appropriate novice lifting program (Strong Lifts is fine, or New Rules of Lifting for Women, or google Neghar Fonooni or Jen Sinkler) if you want to be the World’s Strongest Ladyblogger! That workout is a bodybuilding program (so you look strong, but actual strength is questionable) for a dude who has been lifting since he was in his mother’s womb, and would not be the best place for you to start!
FOR REALZ
ETA: for one slice into this truth, please reference this youtube video which shows how well a bodybuilder keeps up with other strength sport folks.
P.S. I SAY THIS OUT OF LOVE
ok thanks!!!!
Sorry if that was a bit over the top and extremely earnest, I just have this crazy bias against bodybuilding workouts for anything other than competitions.
no i mean whatever gets me strong enough to lift bryan goldberg over my head
Why did you mention this? I had no idea who this dude was, and now I’m reading an article about his website and saying “ugh” a lot and I’m pretty sure I was happier never having heard of him.
I do support you lifting him over your head, though.
You’re planning to bodyslam him or suplex him upon getting him over your head, right?
Yeah.. squat and power clean a whole bunch. Also, please reference this video by my current lifting coaches.
Also, more videos of women lifting men over their heads and throwing them down.
Ineta Gutierrez picking men up and tossing them down
Aneta Florczyk picking men up and tossing them down
Aneta Florczyk getting one man overhead and pressing him three time
Have a great weekend! 😀
omg, I want a Nicole and Mallory Feel the Burn workout camp where we can learn to throw men around for fun or something.
me toooo
Take up judo! I throw men around for fun twice a week. (It’s really fun.)
For inspiration (not me): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yok5AeBeIcM
OMG it would be like Autostraddle- Camp but more aerobic and a tiny bit more heterosexual!
NO BUT THESE ARE AMAZING.
The hardest I ever laughed this week was when I read Ganondorf’s playlist. I can’t stop picturing him as a special guest star on The O.C. now.
Mallory come to lifting boot camp with me tomorrow and stay for Muay Thai MY TRAINER WILL MAKE YOU A LADYBLOGWARRIOR.
Mallory come to lifting boot camp with me tomorrow and stay for Muay Thai MY TRAINER WILL MAKE YOU A LADYBLOGWARRIOR.