Hey Ladies: The May Edition

by Michelle Markowitz & Caroline Moss · May 22, 2014

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Past installments can be found here.

Special note: Hey (Ladies)! If you’re in New York, we’ll be doing Hey Ladies: Live! at Housing Works on June 25th. Come! We’ll be giving away prizes and sharing reader stories! It will also be livestreamed as well!

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Morgan L.; Jen
From: Ali
Date: May 8, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hey Ladies!!!!

Happy May!!! (Sorry about that whole Cinco de Drinko fiasco, I swear I thought I knew the doorman LOL)

Ok, this may be the most important email I send all year, so PLEASE RESPOND RIGHT AWAY. We need to figure out our summer weekend plans ASAP!!!! We’re closing in on our mid-twenties and I think this is gonna be the summer we all meet our potential first husbands, so location is EVERYTHING!!! Plus Sex and the City. Let’s take a vote!

#KILLIN’ITSUMMER2K14

Amagansett:

Pros: Talkhouse

Cons: I think Mike’s parents have a place there, and Judy and I aren’t on the best terms, and she knows why

Montauk:

Pros: YES PLEASE. Sloppy Tuna/Milkbar/Surf Lodge, chill bros

Cons: Gwyneth has a place here, and even though she’s a cougar, I feel like we attract the same kinds of dudes, and I don’t want to compete sexually with her

Jersey Shore:

Pros: NONE LOL

Cons: We’ll be in Jersey, just thought I’d throw it out there for Nicole LOL

Martha’s Vineyard/Nantucket:

Pros: Boston boys are SOOOO cute! And might be a nice change of scenery?? Taylor Swift used to summer here when she was dating Conor Kennedy so

Cons: Really far. Would possibly have to relocate for the right LDR

What does everyone think?? I also think it might be dope to just go to Europe (South of France, Ibiza, maybe the Ukraine??) for different weekends during the summer!!

Let me know by COB.

xxAli

“I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m prettttttty!” – Kristin Taekman, Real Housewives

“How many times do I have to tell you / Even when you’re crying you’re beautiful too” – JOHN LEGEND <3 <3 <3

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To: Ali; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Morgan L.; Jen
From: Nicole
Date: May 8, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hey ladies,

Has anyone ever kickstarted a summer vaca? JW…trying to be savvy with money 😉

XO,

Nicole

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To: Ali; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Nicole; Jen
From: Morgan L.
Date: May 8, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hey everyone,

As we all know, my aunt Katherine has a summer house in Nantucket that we’d be able to use. It’s part of her husband’s family estate (note to self: Marry an iBanker like Aunty K!) so like, not sure if his side of the family is using it but it’s 7 BR/5 BATH and right on the beach. I’m thinking we should do this??

But like…

We’d need to follow a few rules (which is fine).

HOUSE RULES (as per Katherine):

1. No shoes in the house

2. Outdoor showers after beach only

3. Don’t use the oven to cook any type of meat product, only the grill

4. Don’t spill anything

5. No parties

6. No boys (she’s suppppper Catholic lol)

THOUGHTS????

xo,

morgs

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To: Ali; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Morgan L; Jen
From: Nicole
Date: May 8, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

omg this sounds amazing!!!! wowowow!

~*NICOLE

–i’m a free bitch baby–(tbt lady gaga)

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To: Ali; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Nicole; Jen
From: Nicole
Date: May 8, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

ummm okay we cannot do this.

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Morgan L; Jen
From: Ali
Date: May 9, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Aw Morgan, your Aunt sounds adorbs! Here’s the thing. Obviously Nantucket is beautiful. I love their shade of pants, and I love their nectars. I’m wondering if your Aunt can be a bit flexible on her “rules.”

I mean I don’t anticipate anything crazy happening, but let’s just say that I juice cleanse my way into some crop tops, look super fierce, and somehow we all end up at a yacht party put on by one of the Patriots! Then I start hitting it off with some dude named Jack or Blake or maybe Aidan, and he wants to go somewhere quiet where he can be vulnerable and open up to me about his fears about his upcoming run for Congress. We get in his Hummer, he puts on Jack Johnson or Mahler or something to get the mood all nice, and just as he’s about to lean in I have to tell him he can’t come over to fall in love with me because of Morgan’s Aunt???

Would your Aunt really be upset? Is there a way to check if she has any nannycams and what her security system is like? Like if there’s cameras, can they be disabled, or what are we working with? No bigs! Just let me know by EOB.

xo Ali

“It’s overwhelming because I love what I do and people have believed in me for so long that I can make it to this point, to feel that.” – Pharrell to Oprah

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Ashley; Katie; Morgan L; Ali
From: Jen
Date: May 10, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hi Ladies!

Aw, this sounds so fun! Brad and I will be actually be summering in the family’s ancestral home in Sag Harbor. Ugh, right?? 😉

Would be fun to meet up for tea though if you girls are out East!

Warmest,

Jen

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Katie; Morgan L; Ali
From: Ashley
Date: May 10, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Ali,

I agree with you literally 110% on all fronts and like I know you hate when I do that but like I really do and I’m not just sucking up.

Morgan, your aunt sounds kind of rigid and what she doesn’t know won’t kill her. ALI DESERVES TO FIND LOVE, MORGAN!!!!!!! it’s almost like you don’t want to see her happy. You always were SO JEALOUS of Ali ever since Peter McCarthy kissed her during rush week freshman year even though you were obsessed with him. GET OVER IT. TALK TO YOUR AUNT.

Like I’m sorry but honestly no.

Ash

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Katie; Ashley; Ali
From: Morgan L
Date: May 11, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

LOL you are hilarious Ash! That’s so funny about Peter McCarthy. I can’t believe I used to love lax bros. That seems so long ago. I wonder what happened to him? He just liked some girls bikini pic on Instagram, but then he also just liked a photo of a corgi!!! I could message him and find out what he’s doing this summer and if they are going in on a house?? Ali would you be ok seeing a former flame?? You know we went to Benihana once. Pretty ratched. But cute!!

My aunt is really strict. What about Jen and Brad’s incestral home??

<3, Morgies

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Katie; Ashley; Morgan L
From: Ali
Date: May 12, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hi Ladies!

Sketchy Scott just texted that there’s room in his share!!!!!!

He’ll hold it for us, but we need to let him know ASAP!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!! Can everyone paypal me $4500 today???  I’m so excited I can’t even work!!!!

<3 Ali!

“If you love me come on get involved // Feel it rushing through you from your head to toe // Oh-Oh-Oh-Ooh-Oh” – Ed Sheeran <3

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Katie; Ali; Morgan L
From: Ashley
Date: May 12, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

I THINK THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA, ALI.

<3 Ash

PS i love ed sheeran!!!!!

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To: Nicole; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Ashley; Ali; Morgan L
From: Katie
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

I think maybe I am going to sit this trip out, ladies, sorry! So much going on. Morgs I’d love to do like a weekend trip to your aunts if you’re down? Ping me 🙂

Katie

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To: Katie; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Jen; Ashley; Ali; Morgan L
From: Nicole
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Ali,

I just paypal’d you $4500 can you confirm that I get my own room with a view of the ocean??? It’s really important I get my own room.

Nicole

PS – will miss you katie!!!! and morgan

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To: Katie; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Nicole; Ashley; Ali; Morgan L
From: Jen
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hey Ladies,

Can you take me off this thread?

<3 Jen

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To: Katie; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Nicole; Ashley; Ali; Jen
From: Morgan
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

STOP REPLYING ALL THIS IS SUPER ANNOYING!!!!

<3 Morgs

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To: Katie; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Ashley; Ali; Jen
From: Nicole
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

WHOA MIDOL MOMENT. Ok, I promise not to reply all anymore!

Whats everyone doing tonight??

~Nicole~

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To: Katie; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Nicole; Ali; Jen
From: Ashley
Date: May 13, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

LOL did jen actually ask to be taken off the thread??? LIKE OKAY have fun being married and lame.

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To: Ashley; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Nicole; Ali; Jen
From: Katie
Date: May 16, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

ASH

Ladies do you think this is our last summer as single women??? like what if we’re all getting married next summer?? (Also, if that’s the case, you’ll all remember my dream is to have a September wedding so lol, I call the month of Sept!!)

– Katie

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To: Ashley; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Nicole; Katie; Jen
From: Ali
Date: May 19, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Hi Ladies!

Wow, Katie. I didn’t hear back from you in time, and already confirmed the summer share in the Hamps. If you REALLY can’t make it, please just paypal me $4500 for your share then. Otherwise, the price goes up for everyone and that’s just not fair.

It will be really fun! We’ll all be sharing a room (LOL Nicole, we’re all on a budget girl!), and the guys in the house seem pretty dope and chill. Should we happy hour beforehand to all meet?? I call dibs on Blackout Brad and Kevin the Crusher as my summer fling, but I think there are lots of cool bros in the house too!

Also everyone PLEASE paypal me the $4500 by today!!! I need it to pay rent!!! I put 25k on my credit card (HELLO miles!) and am freaking out!

Loveeeee,

Ali

“I built you, so stop playing games” – Apollo, Real Housewives

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To: Ashley; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Nicole; Ali; Jen; Nicole
From: Katie
Date: May 19, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Ali,

Call me.

Katie.

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To: Ashley; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Katie; Ali; Jen; Nicole
From: Nicole
Date: May 19, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

OMG Katie, yes this is probs our last summer as single girls, cause we’ll probs meet our husbands at Surf Lodge or Sloppy Tuna!!! YOU HAVE TO COME DO ITTT SAY YES

-Nic

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To: Ashley; Allison; [email protected]; Caitlin; Morgan L; Katie; Nicole; Jen; Nicole
From: Ali
Date: May 19, 2014
Subject: Summertime, summertime sadness

Anything you want to say to me, you can say in front of everyone.

<3 Ali

“You know the sting of losing, or not getting something you badly want. When that happens, show what you are made of.” – Jill Abramson <3


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114 Comments

  1. tubatoothpaste +81

    “I love their shade of pants, and I love their nectars.” Never change, Ladies <3

    1. aravisthequeen +58

      “Then I start hitting it off with some dude named Jack or Blake or maybe Aidan, and he wants to go somewhere quiet where he can be vulnerable and open up to me about his fears about his upcoming run for Congress.”

      As you do.

        2. britta_unfiltered +49

          Her fantasy is, down to the last detail, the stuff of my nightmares.

      2. Ursula

        Mahler. MAHLER.

        I am reevaluating a college friendship based solely on that detail.

  3. GreyEminence +183

    “Anything you want to say to me, you can say in front of everyone.”

    Why is there no page 2?!??!?! I can’t take a hit-and-run like this!

        1. EmmaGolddigger +185

          Ummmm LOL Caroline that is really cute how career-orientated u are but remember the Hey Ladies won’t be young forever and they need to enjoy their fleeting youth! LYLAS!

          2. EmmaGolddigger +100

            OMG your firey temper is adorbs! It reminds me of that time junior year when u had the huuuugest crush on Ethan but he was always ignoring u because of those unfortunate bangs u had (LOL luv ya) and then u caught us making out in the quad and u were sooooooo pisssssssed? But THENNNN we found out that Ethan’s dad is just a proffesor that doesn’t even have tenure, and we made up b/c sisters before misters? We got thru that and we will get thru this too! Luv ya babe!

            “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” – Kelly Clarkson

  5. sednarea51 +167

    “If you REALLY can’t make it, please just paypal me $4500 for your share then.”
    MURDERRRRRRRRRR

    1. sednarea51 +96

      $4500. That is half of a good used car. That is FOUR TIMES what I am paying my insurance company to have my appendix removed and spend three days in the hospital. THAT IS SOMEONE’S STUDENT LOAN DEBT WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN INHALING AND STOP IT

      1. meetapossum +39

        That is EXACTLY what I was coming down here to ask. Where did Poor Nicole get $4500??

        1. dakimel +32

          She keeps pretending she’s poor and then when there are boys and beaches she suddenly has the cash and that’s why we’ve been so unfair to accuse Ali of manipulation and flippancy about Nicole’s cash-flow for so long – Nicole doesn’t have cash flow problems, she just pretends she does unless she’s getting a window on the ocean and private time with a lot of boys.

          Ali’s just trying to make her learn to be better at hanging with female friends, so stop judging!

  7. anachronistique +153

    “(South of France, Ibiza, maybe the Ukraine??)”

    The thought I had was EXTREMELY UNCHARITABLE.

    2. Christin +51

      Was the thought “yesss, go to the Ukraine, you’ll love it”? Because then: TWINSIES!

    4. PaigePoo +25

      “I also think it might be dope to just go to Europe.”

      JUST. EUROPE. “oh no big deal just going to europe brb”

  8. nightsstar +14

    The live show looks like it will be so much fun! But, am I the only one that imagined that Gracie was a POC?

    1. bgprincipessa +6

      I thought I remembered her last name being Chen or Chan.

      What are you seeing that’s making you ask this? Is it something on the Live page?

      1. nightsstar +13

        If you scroll down on their facebook event, there’s a list of who they cast. I often find myself imagining characters as more diverse than authors intend, though.

  9. anachronistique +85

    Also, excellent job at not removing Jen from your reply-all, Ashley, I look forward to how THAT plays out.

  10. aravisthequeen +40

    I don’t know what’s better, the quotes, or the constant use of “COB” and “EOB.”

    Or, you know, everything about this.

      1. aravisthequeen +18

        I can only assume so! But why two different terms that mean THE SAME THING????

        1. highfivesforall +15

          I’ve seen EOD (end of day) and COB, I assume that Ali is just mixing them together?

  11. NotBob +34

    “he puts on Jack Johnson or Mahler or something to get the mood all nice”
    yyyyyyyy

    1. hugpunch +42

      this is exactly my thought while reading this, too, like I’m a scientist just observing how the Hey Ladies react to aggression in the wild.

  13. tekkah +108

    Are we placing bets on how Katie kills Ali over this $4500? Because I feel like we should place bets.

    Also, I feel the impending implosion of this group already, with Jen’s request to be off thread being denied and Ali demanding $4500 of Katie for not going. POPCORN TIME.

    1. sednarea51 +115

      I hopes she rips out Ali’s spine and holds it aloft like a finishing move in Mortal Kombat.

      2. UpsidedownCake +23

        I feel that this is what happened and explains why there is no page two, just ominous silence.

    2. bgprincipessa +41

      Do you think the silent ones were expected to pay $4500 too? Do you think they actually complied??

    3. Fluffernutter +56

      I love how Nicole’s tune changes from “omg this sounds amazing!!!! wowowow!” to “ummm we cannot do this.” re: Morgan’s Aunt’s beachhouse. I imagined the scathing call from Ali she must have endured after the first email.

      1. TheclaAndSeals +42

        I imagined that the first reply was after she saw it was free, and the second was after she read the whole email.

        1. Elizabeth W +104

          The second doesn’t have Morgan on it. I think she was just telling the truth behind Morgan’s back.

          1. Fluffernutter +45

            Oh! Good catch. I like analyzing these things. I don’t think it will be long before we see Hey Ladies! college courses, Hey Ladies! fan fic, and Hey Ladies! truthers.

        2. BellaG +40

          I imagined the first reply was to Morgan to show how sweetness-and-light she is, and the second one to everyone else in the hopes that someone else would turn Morgan down.

          This way, Nicole gets what she wants, someone else does her dirty work, and Morgan goes on thinking Nicole is an awesome, supportive friend.

    4. EmmaGolddigger +48

      She tries to poison Ali’s cocaine, but it backfires because Ali decided to go on a cleanse that day.

    2. Fluffernutter +23

      I just went through the archive and Ashley has been around (notable quotable: “I pulled an all-nighter last night (excel is such a fucking betch) and now I scheduled an emergency 911 therapy because my life is falling apart.”) but I don’t think she had so firmly planted herself on the side of Team Ali until now.

  18. ipomoea +95

    Please, please, please tell me that the ladies’ summer ends with attempting to round them all up to attend a silent retreat. Totally spiritual but also vegan and maybe cute Buddhist guys? Let me know by EOB!

  19. mbculver +15

    This was amazing, but I’m unreasonably annoyed with Ali…not because she’s a SUPER-BEYOTCH (that’s entertaining) but because I like that John Legend song she so monstrously quotes in the first email.

    …and Jack Johnson or Mahler or something. *snort*

  20. hotforchocolate +12

    Will there be a part 2? I’m dying to know how this plays out. I must know what Katy did next!

  21. snackspace +127

    I just checked my own bank account because this gave me a financial panic attack, like Nicole was suddenly very real and phished me of my life savings.

    1. nicoledieker +8

      I do not know what this is but can only hope you are referencing the opening to New Kids On The Block’s “The Right Stuff.”

      (Edit: Never mind, I re-read the post and figured out what it was referencing.)

  26. paperbgprincess +31

    OMGGGGGGG HEY LADIES. It’s always my favorite day when there’s a new Hey Ladies.

    I also recently participated in TWO such email chains with two groups of friends. One of them was great! We had all talked about going somewhere for Labor Day, so one person picked five different AirBnBs, sent them out and had us vote, and then after the vote he booked the top one. Suuuper simple.

    The other one veers far more into Hey Ladies territory. Every year I WANT to be Jen and ask to be taken off, but I don’t want to seem rude I guess? Although the last “girls weekend” trip I actually attended with these people, I swore it would be my last. I guess I’m probably a Charlotte and no one ever knows what’s in my head.

    1. bgprincipessa +10

      Key word in that first blissful exchange: he.

      I always swear they’re my last as well.

      1. paperbgprincess +13

        Well, yeah. The first group has a pretty equal mix of men and women. Maybe that helps? The members of the group are relatively reasonable people, for the most part. Which is why that’s the trip I’m going on.

  27. tamara +4

    Sweeet been waiting for a new Hey Ladies. Wish there was a second page–I kept refreshing hoping there was. Alas.

  28. hearyoume +63

    I got a tight feeling in my chest from reading this. Like, real-life anxiety.

    Well done.

    2. Fluffernutter +14

      I whimper and occasionally look around for help, like a dog during a thunderstorm. “Someone hold me!”

  30. thebellewitch +56

    GOD YES STOP REPLYING ALL. (This comes at a very vulnerable time for me, as my inbox was subject to reply-all hell yesterday from an economics newsletter I didn’t even want to be on … We’re talking Yale professors and people who work for ambassadors. Not feeling good about these people controlling our economy, y’all.)

    Also, “ancestral home in Sag Harbor” is a thing of beauty even w/o the “incestral” cherry on top.

    1. elldubs +16

      I lost it at the ancestral home in Sag Harbor. That may be my favorite line in all of these.

    2. grace +8

      Oh my god. I was a part of this inbox thread too! Did you see the woman who decided to use it as an opportunity to ask if anyone was down for happy hour!?

  31. neptunemars +108

    “Warmest, Jen.” If that’s not the biggest EFF YOU, then I don’t know what is.

      1. germanrocketcat +50

        Just waiting for the inevitable Hey Ladies where Jen and Brad are getting divorced because Brad started sleeping with “some bitch” named Angie

        1. rhymeswitheight +36

          Hopefully before that happens, we’ll get to see the planning thread for Jen’s baby shower.

  32. Frumiosa +16

    A live show. A LIVE SHOW. Don’t stop there, Caroline and Michelle! This would be a great NY Fringe Fest show. Or opera. Or both.

  33. Emma Golddigger +10

    Hey ladies! Do you think Ash is planning for a Lindsay Lohan in “Mean Girls”-style coup?

    1. combledore +12

      I was about to reply and say that Ashley is the Gretchen Weiners of this group.

  34. ginthirty +81

    Ancestral home? Tea? Jen is so above them that she is actually BECOMING BRITISH.

    charlotte.smith857, international woman of mystery.

    1. honey_cowl +6

      Charlotte dropped off when she got super into yoga, right???

      ETA jk that was gracie, i’m not down on my hey ladies history — or HERstory amirite

  35. mkpatter +27

    It was probably a pic of my corgi, because lots of random bros like my pictures of Darwin.

  36. filledelagrammaire +44

    Oh god, I kind of have to go to the live thing. But I’m afraid. #shudderofrecognition

    There’s something about Morgan’s spelling (“super” extended with multiple p’s instead of u’s, “ratched,” “incestral”) that is so precisely observed it’s a little scary.

  37. moxycrimefighter +75

    This just makes me more of a misandrist because I firmly believe (most of) these women are products of a system designed to spit out What Men Think Women Should Be Like Real Dolls. Death to the patriarchy! Storm the incestral walls! Take that $4500 out of their useless hides!

  38. Elizabeth W +77

    So what do we think Gracie is up to these days? I bet she’s been going for walks in Central Park after work since it’s getting warmer out and doing a lot of shopping at Whole Foods.

    1. ginthirty +16

      The other day, she walked by Juice Generation and felt a bittersweet pang upon observing a dire shortage of Supa Dupa Greens®.

      Side note – almost hit “report” instead of “reply”; I think I was temporarily possessed by the devil-soul of Ali, outraged by your mere MENTION of Gracie the Ratchet Yoga Nerd #icanteven

    1. n0n1c3th1ngs +14

      oh god, does it just end there? what am I supposed to do now? DOES KATIE HAVE TO PAY THE MONEY

      seriously, toast, you’re killing me today

  40. Household_Opera +6

    Haven’t even read the whole thing yet, but had to say: HEY LADIES LIVE AT HOUSING WORKS? I AM THERE, WITH BELLS ON.

  43. dakimel

    I am pretty sure I'm going to go hurl bc this made me so queasy and nervous and stressed and I NEED MORE.

  44. dakimel +18

    (1) #KILLIN’ITSUMMER2K14

    Putting an apostrophe in your hashtag, Ali? Seriously?

    Also, it’s been 14 years since Y2K. That’s my son’s ENTIRE LIFETIME (he was born 1-2-00. He’s the best.) Can we stop with the 2K(insert year) thing? A “K” is not an abbreviation for a “0” IT IS JUST AS MANY KEYSTROKES.

    (2) Judy and I aren’t on the best terms, and she knows why

    Oh, god. Why? We know it’s got to be worse than being a sexually-competitive cougar like Gwyneth. Did she leave Ali off an email chain that later got forwarded to her? Did she deliberately invite some of their mutual A list friends to a better event the night Ali was getting a group together? Was she seen having a drink with Mike?

  46. katjevanloon +5

    I read this one today and then spent all my time reading all the past entries. Cannot stop laughing.

    Also it has cured my depression over not having very many female friends because it has reminded me exactly what -some- most of them were like.

  47. Katje

    I read this one today and then spent all my time reading all the past entries. Cannot stop laughing.

    Also it has cured my depression over not having very many female friends because it has reminded me exactly what -some- most of them were like.

  48. Mike +8

    I hope there are still people checking this. Is $4500 x (all these ladies) really reasonable for a single shared room in the Hamptons, or is Ali ripping them all off royally? (Or is Sketchy Scott screwing her over?)

    1. Marina +4

      People rent houses for hundreds of thousands of dollars for the summer in the Hamptons. So, it’s definitely feasible, but not reasonable.