A Very Toasty Vancouver Meetup

Toastrons of Canada! I’m currently ensconced a few miles outside of Portland, and tomorrow I continue my road trip up the western spine of the continent. Won’t those of you who live in Vancouver (CANADA NOT US) join me for a meetup on Thursday night?

We’re going to congregate at the Fountainhead Pub because someone suggested it to me and it looked fine and I don’t like deliberating over decisions. I still haven’t booked a hotel for that night yet. I’ll get around to it. Don’t crowd me. Shall we say 6:00–8:00ish? Fling suggestions at me in the comments.

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  1. perianwen +6

    6-8 is grand, and we will see you there. Sorry for the flood of messages on twitter.

    I may be early so I can have some dinner. 🙂

    1. perianwen +7

      I was debating wearing my Dirtbag Hamlet shirt to be Easily Findable, but we will see.

      1. perianwen +1

        I might dash off to Science World first & then come back…I need to find a tiny moon globe and I don’t know whether I will have better luck there or at the Planetarium gift shop? Maybe I should phone them to ask. Save myself a trip. If I don’t go, I’ll be at Fountainhead for 4:30/4:45 most likely.

        1. KelizN +1

          Ok, I’m flexible tomorrow afternoon and can meet up at any time. Tweet me?

          Hmm.. a tiny moon globe, Science World seems like a decent bet but it’s been ages since I looked around in their gift shop.

          1. sheilatheresa +1

            Perianwen & KelizN, I also have a great deal of flexibility tomorrow *cough*unemployed*cough* and so could join up a bit earlier, help stake a claim for seating, etc. As I recall, the Fountainhead can be a bit miffy (sometimes) about table-hogging and it may help if there are several bodies present…

          2. perianwen +2

            I’ve also messaged a woman I know who works there, to see about seating logistics. Haven’t heard back but if I do, I’ll let you know.

    2. Passing_Strange +1

      I might try to get there a bit early too, because I am going to have to leave early. But I’m happy to hang out with a book if I end up there earlier than you. 🙂

      I will be wearing a black tank top with gold shark teeth.

  2. rubeseatsinfo +25

    As a Winnipegger, I hate Vancouver for a lot of reasons (Vancouver evangelicals, stealing our hipsters, their unarguably superior weather, ugh too much fish), but now my hatred is ten fold. Whatever, I’ll have a toastie meetup by myself. My dog and I are gonna eat gummi candies and watch internet videos and NOT FEEL SAD ABOUT MISSING THIS AT ALL.

    1. MilesofMountain +17

      As a northern BCian, I also hate/seethe with jealousy about Vancouver. IT’S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU HORDE ALL THE WARMTH, VANCOUVER, NOW YOU HAVE TO HORDE MALLORY. It’s fine, though. Totally fine. I’m not upset, you’re upset.

      1. perianwen +9

        We were united in our jealousy of the Californians just weeks ago! We’re only getting her for a couple of hours! You know we’d share if we could. :-/
        Will it make you feel better to know I might embarrass myself?

    2. sheilatheresa +16

      Aw jeez, see, now I feel bad for bogarting all the hipsters… tell you what, I have access to a fifty foot shipping container — want some of them back? Seriously, I live off south Main, and they are thick on the ground.

      (One question: do they have to be the same hipsters you lost, or will a containerful of randomly selected hipsters do?)

      Pls send shipping address.

      1. artsandvice +5

        Here, I will donate a bag of organic dark roast fair trade coffee beans and a bottle of beard oil so they will be provisioned for their trip

  3. Titters McFreeley +11

    The Fountainhead is a great choice considering all the Ayn Rand pieces but you should take a stroll down Davie and check out the Pumpjack for some serious bear on bear action.

      1. Titters McFreeley

        The *only* downside is that sometimes thr bears can be a wee misogynistic, but at least they’re not UFC jocks, amirite?

  4. brujaja +6

    Greetings from the city of roses (rain)! I hope you enjoy your trip through the PNW.

    eta: oh dear, I didn’t intend to like my own comment, how gauche. 🙁

  5. Anastasia Laity +17

    Total lurker here, but since a) I am flying into Vancouver tomorrow for the weekend, b) will be minus my travel companions until AFTER dinnertime, c) am staying at a hotel that is a four minute walk from the pub, and d) JUST missed you here in Los Angeles… well obviously I was meant to come and meet you people. 🙂

  6. Desperica +3

    Mallory is in my air-space. I knew today felt different. Have fun being ensconced near Portland! Do you have time to sight-see while you’re here slash would you like any Portland ideas?

  7. blueblazes11 +12

    Mallory is in greater Portland? That explains why all of our neighborhood animals were/are in earthquake mode.

    THEY SENSE YOUR PRESENCE.

  8. MarieFlambeaux +11

    Can we please please please please have an impromptu Portland meetup tonight? Please?

    1. New_Username +1

      Yuuuup. I feel you. I am in Edmonton. I maaaaaaaaaaaaay have looked at last minute flight costs…

    1. rabbitFluff +3

      Is everyone on board with peanut butter here? They will even be ~gluten free~ as they are literally just peanut butter, sugar, and eggs.

  9. Prawns +1

    Anyone in Seattle want to take a road trip up there? I don’t work on Friday, so I could potentially get up there.

  10. robotneedslove +6

    Do you… need a place to stay? I have a spare bedroom with clean sheets and towels…

    ETA this is a serious offer. My boyfriend jokingly texted that the price of the room is a bottle of scotch and I responsed immediately that I will buy the scotch no problem MALLORY PLEASE FEEL FREE (but no pressure I’m chill) TO STAY WITH US.

  11. clairewillett +3

    GODDAMMIT, SO CLOSE BUT YET SO FAR. I’m on a Spinster Holiday in Victoria to drink tea and go to museums and stuff my face with scones, but I am non-vehicular. Anybody coming from here? Can I get there with no car? Are they far away? I don’t know how to geography.

    1. feisty +2

      pretty sure you can take the ferry over and then bus from the ferry to downtown Vancouver! The whole journey might take 3+ hours though

    2. robotneedslove +3

      You can totally do it without a car! But yes, 3+ hours total, each way. You could also take a sea-plane or the helijet which would be a 30 or so minute journey, maybe 45 – 60 door to door depending on where you are but for that you must be a Very Fancy Spinster.

    3. artsandvice +3

      72 or 70 bus to Swartz Bay
      Ferry to Tsawwassen
      620 bus to Bridgeport
      Canada Line downtown (probably Yaletown/Roundhouse is closest to the Fountainhead)
      Walk to the Fountainhead!

      But yes, a long journey. Nice weather for it though, ferrying through the Gulf Islands.

    4. sheilatheresa +1

      If you want to make it totally easy on yourself, public transit-wise, there’s Pacific Coach Lines – a fancy(er) bus that goes downtown Victoria to downtown Vancouver, including the ferry — eliminates complicated travel planning, but you pay more for the convenience. I looked just now and it’s $63 round trip, which is more than double the bare bones pricing of doing it yourself. However, as has been noted, it’s a lovely ferry ride and not a bad way to spend most of a summer day. I suck at links, sorry, but just go to the PCL website and it’s all there. As has also been mentioned above, the float plane and helijet option is pricy, but I still have amazing pics I took flying low over the islands last time I went that route — gorgeous! It’s a bit dear, but not ridiculously — about a hundred bucks each way — and quite an experience in and of itself. Adventure!

    5. lawrenceevalyn +2

      I live in Victoria! I’ve done the bus/ferry/bus daytrip to Vancouver a couple times now, and it is definitely 3+ hours each way but it’s also barely $17 each way and I enjoy reading/listening to podcasts/doing research while in transit.

      The problem with an evening get-together is that the last ferry home to Victoria is at 9pm, so right now I am trying to decide between travelling ~7hrs total only to leave the bar at 7:30, or whether I am gonna spring for a hostel.

      If you want a (friendly, misandrist, tragically Male but trans-ly so) travelling companion, though, email me and I can show you the ropes of a carless Vancouver trip!

    6. clairewillett +2

      You Toasties are the Toastiest! Thanks for all your advice and recommendations! I think I am going to give the 3-hour journey a pass – MUCH AS I LONG TO BASK IN MALLORY’S PRESENCE IRL – and console myself with a trip to Miniature World this evening instead. Have a great time!

  12. owlet +3

    Still pretty disappointed we didn’t manage to peer-pressure you into misandraoke, but v. excited to meet up!

      1. robotneedslove +2

        Wow as soon as you said that I got real actual fear in my belly. This is my safe space! What if I know someone IRL and don’t like them? What will I do then?

        1. sheilatheresa +1

          Say hello politely then sit on other side of the table(s) and talk to other people? This is my go-to when that happens. Come talk to me! (Unless I end up being the person you know and dislike, then, um…never mind).

          1. robotneedslove +1

            Impossible! I’m sure I will adore you in real life. To be safe, I will never reveal my username.

  13. Rose

    Oooh I SO want to go to this! Is there a secret password we use to identify ourselves as fellow toasties? I’m tragically shy.

    1. sheilatheresa +1

      Perianwen made a sweet littleToast-logo’d sign for the table when we met up to commemorate the Big Anniversary — maybe we can coerce her to do it again? 🙂
      ‘Course, I could too. My day’s pretty open. Let’s assume there will be at least one, so you can look for that.
      Don’t be shy! Come! Or, be shy and come anyway! 😀

        1. Anastasia L +1

          Oh good! I was wondering this too – like, should we all have little armbands, or carnations or something? Sign makes sense too 🙂

  14. This is She

    Perianwen made a sweet littleToast-logo'd sign for the table when we met up to commemorate the Big Anniversary — maybe we can coerce her to do it again? 🙂
    'Course, I could too. My day's pretty open. Let's assume there will be at least one, so you can look for that.
    Don't be shy! Come! Or, be shy and come anyway! 😀

  15. This is She

    Say hello politely then sit on other side of the table(s) and talk to other people? This is my go-to when that happens. Come talk to me! (Unless I end up being the person you know and dislike, then, um…never mind).

  16. perianwen +1

    Please promise me someone is bringing a camera of some description? I meant to but was so exhausted this morning I forgot. At the very least a group shot would be nice.

  17. radegunde +5

    I just got back home. Mallory was the greatest– I mean it you guys, she rotated around the tables and spent time with everybody and posed for pictures and dispensed hugs and was wildly funny and was wearing kick-ass eye-liner. Thanks so much Mallory! I really really hope you enjoy Vancouver because I want you to come back big time.

  18. Anastasia L +6

    Oh my god you guys Vancouver Toasties are THE BEST PEOPLE – I knew zero people going in and now I have like a dozen new friends. Somebody please remind me why I live in LA because Vancouver is CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO EVERYWHERE, you guys have the best random internet strangers!

  19. Gzortenplatz +1

    Wonderful meet-up! Mallory was indeed lovely, and what a cool bunch of Toasties! Clearly she must come back on a regular basis. Very fun night.