What We’ve Done to Wolves -The Toast

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Amy Collier’s previous work for The Toast can be found here.

1 poodle

2 bloodhound

3 chow chows

4 chihuahuas

Large mops:
5 mop

Painful-looking eyes:
6 painful eyes

Smushed their faces beyond recognition:
7 smushed face

Stole their legs:
8 taken legs

Whatever the hell this is:
9 whatever the hell

I don’t even know:
10 I don't know

My Little Pony:
11 my little pony

Head poofs:
12 head poof1
13 head poof2
14 head poof 3

15 headbeards

Roof tiles:
16 roof tile

Bred them with mice (?):
17 bred with mice

18 portrait 1
19 portrait 2

Clothed and bathed them:

Gave them a voice:

Shampoo commercials:
22 shampoo commercial

Taken their zest for life:

Thanked them:
24 thanked Balto

26 friendship
25 friendship

Killed their pride:
27 killed their pride

Broken their spirit:
28 broken their spirit

Shame and degradation:
29 shame and degredation

The internet:
30 the internet

Amy Collier once saw Fabio at an airport. Fabio is an Italian model who has appeared on many classic romance novels, such as Love Me with Fury, Lovestorm, and More Than a Feeling. He is 6’3” barefoot; usually in cowboy boots.

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