Bible Verses Where The Word “Curse” Has Been Replaced With “Bad Vibes” -The Toast

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Genesis 4:11

“Now you are under bad vibes and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother’s blood from your hand.”

Genesis 8:21

“The Lord said: “Never again will I send bad vibes because of humans, even though every inclination of the human heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.”

Genesis 27:13

His mother said to him, “My son, let the bad vibes fall on me. Just do what I say; go and get them for me.”

Numbers 22:12

But God said to Balaam, “Do not go with them. You must not put bad vibes on those people, because they are blessed.”

Deuteronomy 27:16

“Bad vibes upon anyone who dishonors their father or mother.” Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

Joshua 9:23

“You are now under bad vibes: You will never be released from service as woodcutters and water carriers for the house of my God.”

2 Samuel 19:21

“Then Abishai son of Zeruiah said, “Shouldn’t Shimei be put to death for this? He sent bad vibes to the Lord’s anointed.”

Psalms 102:8

“All day long my enemies taunt me; those who rail against me use my name as bad vibes.”

Proverbs 3:33

“The Lord puts bad vibes on the house of the wicked, but he blesses the home of the righteous.”

Isaiah 24:6

“Therefore bad vibes consume the earth; its people must bear their guilt. Therefore earth’s inhabitants are burned up, and very few are left.”

Jeremiah 48:10-49:13

“Bad vibes on anyone who is lax in doing the Lord’s work! Bad vibes on anyone who keeps their sword from bloodshed!…I swear by myself,” declares the Lord, “that Bozrah will become a ruin and the source of some real negativity, an object of horror and reproach; and all its towns will be in ruins forever.”

Malachi 1:14

“Bad vibes for the cheat who has an acceptable male in his flock and vows to give it, but then sacrifices a blemished animal to the Lord.”

Galatians 1:8

“But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s bad vibes.”

Revelations 22:2-3

“On each side of the river stood the tree of life, bearing twelve crops of fruit, yielding its fruit every month. And the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations. No longer will there be any bad vibes. The throne of God and of the Lamb will be in the city, and his servants will serve him.”

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