Religion Bible Verses Where “Truly I Say To You” Has Been Replaced With “Can I Be Honest For A Minute Here?”
Jesus replied, ‘Can I be honest with you for a minute? Today you will be with me in Paradise.’
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Religion Bible Verses Where “The Messiah” Has Been Replaced With “King Shit of Fuck Mountain”
Well, we're closing the site anyhow, so.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Verily” Has Been Replaced With “Fuckin’ A”
Fuckin' a, man.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Behold” Has Been Replaced With “Look, Buddy”
Listen, pal.
Religion Bible Verses Where “The Abyss” Has Been Replaced By “Arrakis” And “The Spirit” Has Been Replaced By “The Spice”
Even unto the lowest depths of Arrakis, you are there.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Worship” Has Been Replaced With “Skin”
Skin!!!
Art Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament
They keep getting so close!
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Forgiveness” Has Been Replaced With “Um, I Was Kidding. It’s A Joke“
Wow. It was a JOKE.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Sinners” Has Been Replaced With “Posers”
The return of the CTRL+R Bible.
Religion Bible Verses For The Anxious And Full Of Terror
And the spirits have been waiting for you ever since!
Movies Bible Verses That Correspond Exactly With Quotes From All About Eve
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy metaphor.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Fear Not” Has Been Replaced With “Um. Yikes.”
Wow. Where is this even coming from?
Movies Bible Verses That Correspond Exactly With Quotes From Auntie Mame
It all comes back to Auntie Mame.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Adversary” Has Been Replaced With “PC Culture”
O Lord, keep PC culture from me.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Righteous” Has Been Replaced By “Bitchin’”
Bitchin'.
